This is what getting old feels like. Probably.

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D͆ͧͬ̿̍̑͏҉âͨ̀͟͟t̂̋͑̀́ ̢̇͌̐͜S̆̽o̶͛ͬͦ̓ͫ̇ȗ̴̧̆ͦ͂ͩ̾͗ͨ͜n̂̾̇ͭ̿̏͋ͫ̑d̴͛̀ ͊P̵̢̛̂̇̿́́r̎ͬ̓͑̈̍͏o̷͆͂͛̐j̴̆̃̓͡ë̶ͯͬͬͭ̓̀͘c̶ͣͯt̓̈́ͧ͂͋̇͡͠

W̬̠͉̝̾͑̓̂̀͢ͅh̶͚̳̹̹̫̥̝͛̇̂͌̕͟ͅo̰̝̣̟͓̪ͣ͑͋ͨ̈́́a̺̤͙ͪ̔͋͐ͪ̇̚ ̬͓̝̜̗͂͐̓̒ͪ̓̎ͬ̾͞h̙̬̥̘̣͎̯̹͓ͨ͆ͨͫe̢̧̘̻̘̋ͩ͒y͙͈̙͓̬͎ͭ̔͆̓ͥͭ,͕̞̣͍͎͚͍̬̾̉̀ ̶̢̝̹̦̠̱̦̥̦ͣͫ͂͊͗̈́ͣ͞w̴̴ͩ̾҉̞ͅh̢̭̲ͤ͛͌ͮ̍͑͟ä̦͔̭͍̹́̽̌́͟t̑̇҉̢̮̖͝ ̯̙ͪͧͥͮ́ͤͫ́̚t̀̂ͫ̅͗͐̚҉̣͝h͖̤̣̭͕̮ͩͩ̐͊ͨ̂̒ͣ ͧͧ͏̪̳͍̜̘e̷̻̱͓͚͔̺̮̓͜͠ ̸̧ͦ̏ͬ̎̚҉͕͔̹̙͍h͉͓̘̯̋͒͜͞e͔̻͉͍͈͛ͣ̆͒ͧ̽͒͝l͂̈́͗҉̜̝̻̯l̹͇ͬ͂̄̔s̶̛̟͖̩̯̞̘͉͊͑̓͗ͫͦ̇̓̆
 ͇̟͑̅͆ǵ̱̀̎̽͋̿̎͛́̕͜o̫̳͈̩̺̖͕̰͋͗ͬͭ͆ͯ͋̐i̯͚͈̗̲̅ͣ̈ͪ̔ͅn̵̲̖̯͕̤̗̜̉ͅǵ̨̲͕͍̝̃̀͛̏̑ ̖̼̪̯ͣ͌̐ͩ͢o̵̪̰͑̊ͫ̓͝ͅn̛͖͕ͮ͛ͯ̽͘ ͥͬ̓҉̭̼̻ĥ̲͈̣̰͚̖̄e̷͍̤͇͚̎ͫ̋̓̽͒ͧ ̿̐ͤ̚҉̰̦͎͕̙̜̤r͚͌ͥ̇̊̂͗̉ͦ͌ḙ̢̰͙̥̦̤̾̆ͥ̔̽͘ ̵̪̘͎̙̤̖͔̬̘̳̞̥̝͓͙͇̅̾̈̒̔̽͘k̢̨̛͚̜͙̰̟͎̔̋̎ͥ̇̀͆͒ͣͨ͊ͬ̐̌̚͟n̸̡̟͉̝̟̔̃̓ͭͧ̀̾̓̓̂ͮ̋̊̀͝͞ơ̢͋ͬ̓̎͌̇̔ͫ̃ͨ̿ͧ͊͌ͪ̀͡͏̲̗͕̦ͅc̴ͪ̊̍͐ͧͪ̅ͪͣͭ̀̏̚҉̳̬̥̞̮̞̰͈͍̦̀͠k͕̱̘̮̲̝͓̝̮͎͖͊̂͌̐̐̈̾ͥ̎͑͆ͦͦͩͧͮ͋́̕͜͠
 ̹̭̲̭̜̝͙̙̤̓ͬ̋ͫ̈́ͧ̆̅ͧ̑̄͒ͩ͢͜͝ͅįͧ͋ͥ͒̆͛̿̍̾͒̔̾͒̎ͬ̎ͥ̆̽͏̸͖̗͙͖͇͈̣̼̫͇̼̳͕̭̤̗̹̗̕ͅt̶̛̖͇̣̳̟̮̮̣̹͉̬̳͎̪̜͓͓̀̋ͨ͑͊̀͜͠ ̸̸̦͉̟̥͉͊ͯͮ̏̕͝ơ̰̪͖̙̬̤̠̞͔̹̲͕̹̻̳ͤ͒̑̾ͮ̔̍̈́̂ͮͣ͂̔͗͋͛͠ͅf̵̻̜͚̺͉ͬ̿̀̾̄ͣ̈̅́ ̛͎̩͙̰̝̝͖̔̃̋̂́͐ͤ̀ͯ͜f̀́͋̆͗ͫ̈̑ͨͥͫ͋̐̇ͧͯ͏̨̟̝̗͙̗̳͚̱̪̣̞̼͖̗̳͇̫̱͡ ̋͊͗̇̍̊͏̸͉̼̲̦̖͖̟̘̖̖̗͍̪̟̪̝̪̻͘͞ͅs̡̪̟̰̝͕̲̞̯̦̤̭̳͉̋̋̑̋́ͫ̊̈̔ͯ̏̀̕͢ͅe̴̢̼͍̹̠̪̟̣̥͔̤͍͓͎̿̐͒̅͑ͨ̑̉̀͢͠
ŗ̴̫͎̜̝̙̀̍͊ͣͩ̊̾̎ͤ̂͋ͨ̉̚̕͞i̴̢̖̩̩͍̻̣̫͔̺̣̩͍̤̖̭̬̙̿ͭ̑̈́͝͝͞o̢̧̢̧̯̟͔͔͖̯̞̪̼͓̮̹̭̐̿ͪ͌͑ͫ͗̆̿̉ͩͤ̏́̆͜ư̧̻͖̖̟̼͍̗̗̱̱̱̘͓̘̠͙ͣ̍ͪ̏ ͣ̔͒̑͊͆̄̎̋̐̽ͯ̓̚͏̵̨̢̲̱̹͙͘
s̸̿̐͋ͩͦ͛ͤ̅̕͟͡҉̬̤̱͚͔͖̹͉̥͍̥̺̖͚ĺ̶͙̟̗͈͕̻̜͚͒̓͆ͭͩ̿͑ͬ̊̓̎͂͆ͤͥ͌͘ẏ̽̈̌ͯ̒̃ͪͩ̓ͫ̄̒ͨ͋̾ͤ͏̧̢̫̞̟̗̹̪̮̳͎͉̖͚̮͉̟̱͔͝͡ Also comes with a bonus ending, seen here